We can be reached via e-mail at internetstuff @ lazyway.co.uk
We thought about including a telephone number also, but we are far too lazy to run around answering telephones - we've got better, more important matters to attend to!

What Information does our Web server collect?

For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes only the consumer's domain name, but not the e-mail address (where possible). It's jolly clever really. It can tell things like the type of browser you use and which country you're from. But, rest assured, we don't collect anything personal about you, like your shoe size or inside leg measurement. And even if we did, we definitely would do our utmost to keep it secret.

We collect aggregate information on what pages consumers access or visit.

The information we collect is used for internal review and is then discarded, used to improve the content of our Web pages and sometimes we point and laugh when we find out what ridiculous words people have typed into a search engine to arrive at our site. Don't worry though. We're not laughing at you. As far as our data is concerned, you are a faceless individual and we don't actually know your name, favourite colour or whether you prefer wearing male or female underwear.

With respect to cookies: We use cookies to record past activity at a site in order to provide better service when visitors return to our site. We've also got some cookies in the jar in the kitchen. Although, we prefer to call them biscuits because we're from Great Britain. We thoroughly enjoy the occassional Malted Milk with a nice cup of Earl Grey Tea.

Email

We don't often send email to visitors, but if we do and you do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, please let us know by sending us e-mail at the above address.

Online Payments

We will never knowingly supply any of your information to anyone else and we only use reputable online payment services. We use PayPal for our online payments. You can see their privacy and security policies below. You can see that they take every possible measure to protect you, the wonderous consumer. They treat life a lot more seriously than we do, which is why we use them for this kind of important grown-up stuff.
https://www.paypal.com/privacy
https://www.paypal.com/security

Third Party Advertising Services

With respect to Ad Servers: To try and bring you offers that are of interest to you, we have relationships with other companies that we allow to place ads on our Web pages. As a result of your visit to our site, ad server companies may collect information such as your domain type, your IP address and clickstream information. We've really got no idea how this works, but it seems to work quite well really. We apologise, if occassionally you see an advertisement that you find is inappropriate and out of context. In such situations we advise you to simply look the other way and pretend you never saw it. It's surprising how successful this approach can be.

The Future - Gather Around Our Crystal Ball...

From time to time, we may use customer information for new, unanticipated uses not previously disclosed in our privacy notice. If our information practices change at some time in the future we will post the policy changes to our Web site to notify you of these changes and provide you with the ability to opt out of these new uses. If you are concerned about how your information is used, you should check back at our Web site periodically.

Your Sense of Humour And Us:

It should be noted that we are in no way responsible for your sense of humour, or lack of it. Although we do everything possible to make you smile, we offer no guarantee that you'll find anything we say remotely funny, except maybe the word "moist", because it's a little known fact that everyone finds that word at least slightly amusing.